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Shouldn’t your baby be the funniest kid on the block? Forget buying those boring baby outfits. Buy him or her a bunch of onesies with the silliest sayings imaginable.
Remember the movie “Look Who’s Talking” with John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and Bruce Willis? Well, these onesies are exactly what your kid would say if he or she could talk. After all, babies do have a mind of their own. They just need ways to express it.
Drake Would Be Proud
“Started from the belly now I’m here.”
In case you don’t understand what that means, it refers to a hit song by rap star Drake with the lyrics “started from the bottom now I’m here.”
It Didn’t Mean to Happen
“I was just supposed to be a backrub.”
Why is it that all backrubs seem to lead to you know what?
Space Was Getting Tight
“I’m glad to be out. I was running out of womb.”
Sometimes you’re just in a hurry to get where you need to be.
Ugly Makes Me Unhappy
“I only cry when ugly people hold me.”
We all have that family member or friend who always makes babies cry. I’m not sure what babies sense but they know who’s ugly and who’s not.
Who’s the Boss?
“My Mommy think she’s in charge… that’s so cute.”
After having a baby, mothers quickly figure out who’s in charge.
The Ultimate Heartthrob
“I’m always getting picked up by women.”
What they don’t know is that getting picked up by women will get harder as they grow older.
Gin and Juice
“Rollin down the street eatin Cheerios sippin on my juice box laid back with my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind.”
Now that’s a lot to put on one outfit. But can’t you picture little Timmy sippin’ on a juicebox wearing sunglasses?
A Look Into the Future
“Chubby, Bald and Unemployed.”
And he will be saying the same thing when he’s 27.
For Geeks Only
“I’m acute baby.”
Quick, what’s the opposite of acute? Give yourself a pat on the back if you immediately shouted “obtuse”. And who knows, maybe your kid will one day grow up to become a geometry major.
“Me + Mommy = One Broke Daddy.”
Once the baby is born, mommy will quickly as daddy, “what’s in your wallet?”
A Proud Member of the NRA
“I’m proud that daddy does not shoot blanks.”
The first thing that comes to mind when seeing this onesie is “if your kid is wearing this, you might be a redneck.”