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Charles Le Brun (24 February 1619 – 22 February 1690) was a French artist with perhaps une petite too much time on his hands. He clearly anticipated Charles Darwin by about 100-150 years, AND Jerry Garcia by about another 100-150 years. These are LeBrun’s sketches detailing what humankind might look like today if we’d evolved from…all sorts of animals!
Buckle up tight. This is gonna be a wild ride! And by the way… what animal would you be?
Admit it. It would be cool to have tusks.
Horns! What’s even the POINT of evolving from a horned animal if you lose the horns?
Maybe they’ll evolve to carry something more useful in their humps. Like beer.
Surely, they’d have the wisdom to domesticate the field mouse. Then again, they might not give a hoot.
What they gain in stubborn, they gain even more in stupid. Wait…was that racist?
Blah blah blah Overpopulation Joke blah blah blah. It’s just too obvious.
Is this a good thing for that Hendrix song, or a BAD thing?
This is ALTOGETHER different from your cousin Randy, who was conceived in the bed of Dodge Ram 1500.
Could it be…I don’t know…Satan?
If they looked like this, they might do better in the NFC North.
They have one thing in common. They’re both good in bed.
My cats are adamant that this is a DE-evolution. Adamant!
They should wear a mask, just on prnciple.